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Sorry I haven't had the chance to welcome any of the new students, I've been holding tryouts for the baseball team and getting the lineup together.  Anyway, I'm Flynn Scifo, captain of the baseball team.  I'm a third year here, so if anyone needs any help finding their way around or any questions about professors, feel free to drop by the room and ask!  My door's always open, and neither Lloyd nor myself mind any visitors. 

Speaking of the door being open, Yuri.  Use it.  Not the window.  It's really unsettling to have my best friend enter in through the window. 

And now onto business, I was wondering if anyone wanted to set up any study groups for assignments in any of their classes?  I could make it to most of them unless I have a game or a mandatory practice.  So, what does everyone think?

You know Yuri, I'm a little disappointed in you. I hope you honestly didn't believe I'd forget your birthday last week. I was originally planning on posting an embarrassing picture, but in the end, I figured I'd just go with something a bit more fun. Plus, this one includes some of our friends here at Brawl. I couldn't really resist. Also, in my search, I found a rather adorable picture of Lady Estellise. I hope you don't mind if I posted it. It seems that everyone wants to give her a high five.

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Never again, Yuri.  Although your help was appreciated, I did not enjoy being thrown out of that one store because you insisted on bringing all of the clothes in while I was changing. 

You could have corrected them when they thought that "my girlfriend was helping me pick out clothes."

This could lead to a ridiculous scandal, you know.

Sodia...I ah...hope you enjoyed dinner the other night. 

Um, hi!  My name's Flynn and I'm five years old and I dunno where I am.

I'm in this really big room with really cool armor and swords and stuff!

I saw this shiny box and I saw people so I wanted to say hi! So, hi!

So, I'm sure a number of you might have guessed this, but Yuri hasn't actually been lying about his gender this entire time. He's definitely a man. But it appears his little joke has backfired.



Judith seems to have gotten to him before anyone else could, and since Yuri was so damn adamant about being a woman...well, I suppose I just couldn't help myself but take this lovely young "lady" out to a nice café.  I'll bite the bullet for this one, it's not like Yuri went around saying he was my "girlfriend" for the better part of our adolescent life.  But I just had to show him off this time around.  The best part of the evening came when a man pinched his bottom.  Yuri, I really wish you could have seen your own face. 

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen of Brawl, is why Yuri fails at April Fool's Day.

Oh, and for the record, a skirt that short would usually show a man's boxers.  Feel free to draw your own assumptions on this one.

Attention Team Vesperia. I've been doing some research into what football is, and I've discovered that it's not too different from a game Yuri and I used to play in the Lower Quarter. I've taken the liberty to come up with a few strategies we could use. Yuri, I recommend wearing some sort protection. Most of these plays focus heavily on you.

In regards to former Commandant Alexei, I have arranged for guards to be on duty at all times. You will be allowed to play without restraints. Consider this charity in the name of good fun.

I believe our next step would be to secure a place to practice in. Yuri, I believe you mentioned something about Nordopolica?

Oh, and by the way Yuri. I seem to recall you mentioning in Alexei's most recent post that many people mistook you for a girl when you first joined. I thought that the people of this community would like to see pictures of you when you were younger, just to show them how far you've come. By the way, this is payback for milking the whole "I'm Flynn's girlfriend, a pleasure to meet you" thing you used to pull back when we were kids.

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Yes, this is what he actually looked like. It didn't help that he was such a late bloomer and his voice dropped much later than the rest of us. 

Greeting to all.  My name is Flynn Scifo, acting Commandant of the Imperial Knights. Oh, but I suppose you might not be familiar with something like that, so I guess it would be easier to say that I am from the Tales of Vesperia fandom.  I look forward to meeting and working with you all.

Lady Estellise, if I may, I wish to deliver my report.  Since Alexei's defeat at Zaude I have taken as many ships as we can spare to search for Yuri.  I have set them with Zaude as their common starting point and have them fanning out in all directions, doing their best to follow natural ocean currents in the event that he has been swept away.  They have been combing the waters dilligently, rest assured I know we will find him in time. 

I have also dispatched Knights across the Empire to try and aleve the rising panic caused by the appearance of the Adephagos.  I am receiveing reports regularly and the situation is slowly coming under control.  However, many people are asking just what it is that has appeared in the sky.  I am reluctant to answer their questions for fear that it might cause the spread of wild rumors, doing more damage than good. 

I am currently on a ship moving west of Desier, still searching for Yuri while stopping at the various Guild cities for information.  It appears they are in as much of a state of panic as we are. 

My men are working tirelessly, however.  I will check in regularly with you all.

With my report out of the way, I would like to ask that should anyone happen to hear from Yuri Lowell curry_thief  please contact me as soon as conceivably possible.